There was some sort of mysterious substance discovered at PDX today. They were showing footage of a couple of ground crew guys with the big baggage carts. At the bottom of the screen was the giant headline:
WHITE POWER FOUND
hee hee hee!
I was trying to think of all the ways that could be a headline. A Klan member was stowing away? a rally on a runway? What??
I am still giggly. I think I need to resume my coffee habit. Damn.